1. drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

    drinkmasturbatecry:

    razzledazzy:

    netforce0:

    descartes-and-thosecartes:

    sensorydeprivationprincess:

    turboslime:

    Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

    Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

    There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

    But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

    High five, America!

    oh my god

    bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

    image

    im crying

    OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

    "bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

    10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

  2. Anonymous asked:

    why do girls go to the bathroom together

    ofxmicexandxmanda:

    jointheyoutubefamily:

    troyetroyetroye:

    unofficialfabulousness:

    tyleroakleyismyqueen:

    • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
    • to have a feeling of security
    • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
    • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
    • to gossip in safety
    • to cry in safety
    • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
    • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
    • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
    • to tell a secret
    • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

    Also to rap battle

    To sacrifice the males

    To have lesbian sex

    Because Hermione got attacked by a troll, Ginny became possessed by Voldemort, and Katie Bell was hexed when they went to the bathroom by themselves

  3. lucifeur:

    upabovetheclouds:

    Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

    I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

  4. cuntsman-sniper:

    teddytrumpet:

    septetteforaspookyprincess:

    when you accidentally step on a bee

    image

    Omfg

    i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please

  5. frosted:

    if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

     

    (Source: apollogizing)